#look all imma say is that... idk i have nothing to say for myself:((

[an-au-blog]

This stunning art makes me think of this video and I'd love to see a lawlu version of this (after all, Luffy is semi-canonically a firefighter)

Law is assigned to do checkups and he hates it because he knows that it'll be full of crying babies with small toys up their noses and cranky old people who think they're dying because they drank two aspirins instead of one. So when he heard from Shachi and Penguin told him about the firefighter drill looking for volunteers, he was on board. He wasn't running away from his duties, there were enough doctors on duty, he was just being "punished" for arguing with his supervisor.

He went to the building where the make-believe fire would take place, they told him to lay down as if he was injured and wait. A siren went off and several burly men rushed in. One a little shorter than him ran up to him, looked at the card he had his "injuries listed" and looked him straight in the eyes. There was something so reassuring in the way he smiled at him. "Don't worry, I'll get you out of here" he said and shit, Law's throat clogged. The firefighter picked him up as if he was as light as a feather.

[pilonciillo]

lol didn’t think someone giving money would give me anxiety

[gamercookies]

Giving thanks for..

Genre: smut, enemies to lovers.

Word count:2.8k+

Warnings: rough!ni-ki, shy!y/n, fingering “under the table”, worshipping, unprotected sex, teasing, dirty talk, praising, throat-fucking, hate-fuck.  Note: I love making these stories idk why but they peak my interest so much!! I know it’s not thanksgiving yet but imma be busy on those days I’m off, but plz enjoy :3 and take care of urself 💕🙏🏼

You’ve been enemies for a really long time. Ni-ki, which you couldn't stand him, had been teasing and humiliating you throughout school. But then, out of the blue, he invited you to his family's Thanksgiving dinner. Sure, there would be the usual “I‘m grateful for…” moments, so you figured nothing too surprising would unfold, right?

Today you were just chilling at home alone while your parents were at their hometown enjoying thanksgiving dinner, you felt bored, alone. Of course you didn’t want to go because you didn’t feel like it. But once you finished an hour call with them, you stared up at the ceiling from the bed. 

You sigh in boredom, sitting back up from the bed. "What am I gonna do, I’m all alone.. I guess I can make dinner for myself and watch some Netflix or something." Suddenly you receive a notification from your phone, you assume “oh! Maybe my parents sent a picture of themselves!” You check but your excited expression turns into shock and confusion.. it says: "Hey y/n, sorry to annoy you as always lol 😂, but anyways I was wondering if you’re interested in coming over to my house for thanksgiving I have no one to enjoy besides my parents."

"What?! Ni-ki.. he seriously invited me to his thanksgiving dinner?" You tell yourself blankly staring at the message for minutes. You roll your eyes and reply: 

"Fine. 😒Only because I also have nothing to do, I’ll come over. What time?"

He types back: "Around 6PM, it will just be a normal thanksgiving, nothing out of the ordinary. 😊"

… 

It’s 6PM and you’ve just arrived in front of his home, and you ring the doorbell. You stand there waiting for him or someone to open. You know you look stunning in that red dress, which perfectly highlights your curves without being overly short. Then Niki opens the door, "Hey y/n, come on in, I’ll introduce you to my parents." As he gestured you to walk in. "Thank you." You say, as he shuts the front door leading you to the dining table. You see a neatly organized dinning table, with a candle in the middle.  

Ni-ki clears this throat and speaks, "Mom, dad. This is y/n, a "friend" of mine I invited, I hope you guys don’t mind her.” His mom replies, "N-no we don’t mind! Hello, y/n. Please I don’t mind you inviting her over, please sit down and join us for dinner today." You look at his mother and smile politely, as you take your seat. "Hello, Mrs. It’s nice to meet you, it’s kind enough of your son to invite me over, since my parents are at their hometown enjoying thanksgiving." His father speaks behalf, "Oh no worries! That’s very nice of our son to do that, inviting someone like you over, you seem a very well polite girl so there’s no harm in that." Ni-ki then sits down next to you, "Yeah, I felt like that’s a nice thing to do behalf that it’s thanksgiving, we should be kind to each other, right y/n?" As he says that sarcastically. 

You feel a bit nervous about meeting his parents, but you manage to smile and nod. "Of course, it's a good thing to invite friends over." You say softly, trying not to show how anxious you really feel. To pass the time waiting for the dinner his parents and especially you talk about how you’ve been, your parents, mostly about your life. But then his father asks, "Do you have a boyfriend yet, young lady?"

You blush slightly, feeling a little embarrassed by the question. "Well, I haven't found anyone who really catches my interest yet," you admit shyly.

"Maybe one day soon though!" You add quickly, hoping to change the subject before things get too awkward. 

But it gets interrupted as soon as the food arrives. You smell all of the delicious aromas wafting from the dishes. "Wow... everything looks amazing!" You exclaim enthusiastically, trying to cover up your earlier blunder. "Who’s cutting the turkey today?"

Niki looks around, his parents and you seem to be waiting for someone to cut into the turkey. He takes a deep breath and stands up. "I'll do it," he announces confidently. "After all, it's Thanksgiving.” With that said, he walks over to where the turkey is sitting and grabs a knife. He gives it one swift stroke, carving off a piece of meat before placing it onto a plate. You can’t help but deny the way he looks in that suit, the way he picks up that knife, it’s like you wanna touch him.

But you then take a bite of some turkey and gravy - it's even better than it smells! As you all savor the meal throughout the evening, saying what you’re grateful for, besides Niki.. and of course, remembering to keep dinner etiquette in mind, everything was smooth. But soon enough you feel ni-ki leaning against you, his hot breath in your ear. "You look damn good in this dress.. I can’t help but notice it so much." You blush deeply at his compliment, your heart pounding in your chest. You're not used to receiving compliments like this, especially not from someone as attractive as him. "T-thanks.. I mean I have to look presentable to your parents.." After you finish your food, you place your fork down gently and lean back in your chair. You take a deep breath to calm your racing heart. "Was the food good, sweetie? I made it this morning." His mother smiles softly at you. 

Before you could respond, you feel a hand sliding up and down your thigh making you gasp quietly. "What the.." you mutter to yourself, as Ni-ki continues doing that under the table. You try to play it cool despite losing focus on the conversation. 

"O-oh, your food was amazing!", you respond sincerely, doing your best to ignore Ni-ki’s wandering hand. "I've never had such delicious mashed potatoes before..." He then leans over you and whispers with a small smirk, "I didn’t invite you just for a normal thanksgiving, I also wanted something else.. to tease and make you feel humiliated in front of my parents." But then, Ni-ki’s mother speaks trying to get your attention, "Sweetie? You okay..? I was asking you where do you plan to go for vacation next month with your parents?" Ni-ki then slides your panties aside and inserts 2 fingers inside you without warning.

"O-oh! I was thinking maybe Thailand-ah!" You say making you blush in embarrassment, "Sorry about that.. it’s just something accidentally hit me." You shift uncomfortably in your seat, doing your best to keep a neutral expression. 

"Thailand sounds lovely! It’s a wonderful place to travel.. when I was young.." she continues talking while you continue trying to hold your moans in-front of them two. "Ni-ki.. stop that.. it’s embarrassing.." you whisper to him. "Come on~ your pussy deserves my fingers in you now, you make me crave you so much in that dress." He says in a low, sultry voice. 

His mother notices the blush on your face and the discomfort in your voice, but assumes it's due to the heat of the room or perhaps nervousness from being in new surroundings.

"Oh dear, I apologize if we're making you uncomfortable. We just love sharing stories about our travels!", she says reassuringly. 

"N-no Mrs.. it’s not your fault it’s just it’s a bit hot right now.", as you manage to choke out between stifled moans. Ni-Ki’s father then speaks, "We’ll clean up the mess, why don’t you show her your room."

Ni-Ki inserts a third finger, making you moan quietly. "Yes of course father, I’ll kindly show her my room." And with that both of his parents head to the kitchen with the dirty plates, and utensils. You finally pull his hand away from your pussy, "What was that for Ni-ki!? You can’t just do that while I’m talking to them.. that’s embarrassing. I nearly came all over your hand." He winks, "Oh really? because I really wanted that pussy of yours.. I couldn’t resist." "Now come on, let’s head to my room, shall we~?"He takes your hand to make you stand up so you can follow Ni-ki upstairs to his room. Once the door is closed behind you, he pins you against it.

"You know," he murmurs seductively, "Your little moans were music to my ears..." Before you can respond, he silences you with a passionate kiss. His tongue explores your mouth while his hands roam freely over your body. "I should worship your pussy.. eating you out, making you moan..~"

You quickly responded blushing deep red. "N-no that’s a bad idea.. especially right now.." Hearing your protests, Ni-ki pulls away with a playful grin. "What's the fun in all this if we don't take risks?" He teases, pressing himself closer against you. "No im going home, I’m not doing your kinky ideas with you."  Ni-ki seeing you attempt to leave, grabs your wrist tightly. "Running away so soon?" He chuckles darkly, pulling you back towards him. Without warning, he kisses you passionately once more. His other hand reaches down to cup your breast roughly through the fabric of your dress. 

"Mmph! F-fine I want it! But this is a one-time thing, we are still enemies." You stumble to say, as he releases your wrist and moves to unzip your dress hastily. "Just remember..." he whispers into your ear, "This doesn't change anything between us..." And with that, he pushes you onto his bed and begins undressing you fully, and he kneels in front of you. "Let me worship your pussy.. I can tell it’s already wet from my fingers, naughty girl.."

"F-fine! Go ahead," you finally relent, biting your lip nervously. “But only this once."  His tongue laps at your clit with expert precision, causing waves of pleasure to ripple through your body.

"Mmm...so tasty..." he murmurs against you before continuing his relentless assault on your sensitive nub. "Ah~! Fuck.. k-keep going.." you moan but you quickly cover your mouth making sure no one hears you. Ni-ki increases the pressure of his tongue on your clit. His hands grip your thighs tightly, holding you in place as he devours you and makes your legs tremble, "Oh God...I'm close!", you gasp out, writhing beneath him. Noticing your impending climax, Ni-ki slows his pace slightly, prolonging your torture. He looks up at you with a devilish grin.

"Not so fast, sweetheart..." he purrs, "I haven't finished yet." You whine desperately, "N-no please I’m close! I need to cum.."

"Oh, is that so?" he teases, trailing his tongue along your inner thigh. "That's the point isn't it?" he teases again, "To feel pleasure so intense that you can barely stand it?" "N-Niki!" you cry out, clenching the sheets beneath. "Please...don't tease me like this! I really need to cum.. come on." Niki chuckles darkly, his eyes filled with mischief as he watches you squirm underneath him. He knew how to push your buttons, knew exactly what to say and do to get a rise out of you. "What's wrong, sweetness?" he purrs mockingly, "Can't handle a little teasing?" You whine again and looks at him with pleading eyes, "No! I mean yes! Just shut up and let me cum! You asshole! Please.. I need to cum so badly..!"

Niki laughs, his hot breath tickling your skin as he leans in closer. 

He takes a moment to savor the desperation lacing your words. "Fine," he concedes, sliding a finger inside of you. "But only because I want to see those pretty eyes roll back into your head." "Yes please..! I’m gonna.. fuck! Gonna..", You quickly grab a pillow to cover your moans as you cum onto his face. Niki licks up every last drop of your sweet release, savoring the taste of you on his tongue. He pulls back slowly, standing up to look down at you with a satisfied smirk. "Good girl, I might just fuck you right now while we at it, how about you ride me?"

"No way I’m not riding you! You’re an asshole!" As you stand up from his bed. "Plus your parents are washing dishes, we can’t just do that..they might hear us!" He smirks pushing you back onto the bed, "Oh come on.. we could make some noise, who cares about them.." He tries to persuade you. "You might like it when you’re handcuffed, I have them."

You roll your eyes and scoff at him, "Ugh.. whatever I’ll ride you while I’m handcuffed…" "Really?", Niki asks surprised, "Well alright then." He goes to his drawer and takes out a pair of handcuffs. "Put these on." "Alright.", you say as you hold out your wrists for him to cuff you. Once he locks them, he smirks, "Fuck, you look sexy like this, handcuffed.. I can easily do anything to you." He reaches down and unzips his pants, freeing his thick member. It throbs slightly as it bobs free from its confines. "Here," he says, offering you his shaft. "Why don't you start by sucking on this?"

"Alright, I’ll please you.." You say as you lean down taking his cock in your mouth. You bob your head slowly licking his tip before sliding down further, taking half of his dick in your mouth. Without warning, he thrusts deeper into your mouth. His cock hits the back of your throat, causing you to gag around him. "Mmph!~Too big and deep!" You manage to say while he doesn't stop though; instead, he continues to fuck your face ruthlessly.

You tease him back by saying, "I’ll pull my mouth out-" "No you won’t," he says. "Or else I will kick you outta of my house and make sure you never return." Then he forces his way inside your mouth again, his member hitting the back of your throat, forcing another round of gags from you. As he keeps fucking your throat, you slap his leg hard, trying to signal him to stop. Ignoring your weak attempt to resist, Niki continues to thrust into your mouth. He can feel the familiar tingling at the base of his spine, signaling his imminent release.

"That's it..." he groans, "I'm gonna cum..."

Before long, he explodes inside your mouth. His hot seed fills your mouth and spills onto your chin as he rides out his orgasm.  "There..." he pants, "That wasn't so bad was it? Now why don't you get those pretty legs of yours moving and ride me like a good girl." "O-okay.." You stutter out as you position yourself to sit on his cock despite being handcuffed. With a single thrust, he buries himself deep within you. 

"Fuck..." he groans, "So tight..." As he begins to move beneath you, bucking his hips upwards to meet each of your downward thrusts. The sound of skin slapping against skin fills the room as they make love roughy. "Ride me baby," he growls, "Show me how much of an asshole you think I am." "Fuck.. you..! Ah~!" , you moan out quietly. "J-just don’t thrust up more.." "Oh, is that what you want?" He teases, "Don't worry, I'll make sure to keep things gentle for you." Despite his promise, he continues to thrust up into you ruthlessly. His large member filling you over and over again until both of you are panting heavily. "You like that?" he growls quietly, "You like being fucked by an asshole like me?" 

"I hate you so much! Ahh~" you continue to moan out as you start to ride him faster, grinding your clit against him as you ride him. Niki groans deeply as you grind against him, his hands gripping your hips tightly. He can feel the heat building up within him again.

"Fucking hell..." he mutters, "You're such a naughty girl..." With one final thrust, he buries himself deep inside of you. His hot seed spurts inside of you as he releases inside of you. "Fuck.. I’m cumming too..!" Niki grunts as he feels you tighten around him, your own climax rippling through your body. He can feel every spasm and twitch of your pussy as you cum. "Good girl," he murmurs, "That was quite the show." As he uncuff and removes the handcuffs from your wrists, "There.. am I still an asshole to you, y/n?" Despite panting you responded, "n-no.. you were good, I give you that. I guess we aren’t really enemies anymore."

Suddenly you both hear a knock, his father was yelling from the door while Ni-ki’s mother was standing next to him, "Ni-ki, y/n, Are you okay? I hear some noise and wanted to make sure you guys were okay!"

Niki sighs as he hears his parent's voices, realizing that they've been too loud. He quickly pulls up his pants and straightens out his shirt. "Yeah dad, we're fine," he calls out, "Just having a little fun." He looks at you with a smirk, "Guess we better clean up real quick."

You smirk and laugh at him, "I told you this could’ve happened." He laughs softly, "Yeah, you did." Niki gives you a playful wink, "Maybe next time we should try to be quieter especially you, y/n." As he listens to his parent's footsteps fade away, he relaxes again. Turning back to you, he grins mischievously. "One last thing.., I’m grateful today for eating your pussy, y/n."

[luuvprincess]

☆࿎ 2 ࿎☆

Aubree POV 🍒

"So is your man coming out tonight?" My best friend Channel asked me. Channel has been my best friend since high school and she also my personal hair stylist and has been for years. Tonight was my album release party so I been out running around getting ready for tonight.

"No he's not and I don't even wanna talk about that man girl he pissed me off I haven't talked to him since Wednesday."

"Why what happened? Y'all was just fine and you just yapping about how excited you were that he was gonna be there." She said.

"Turns out he's not and he knew about this match he had for 2 weeks and didn't say anything so tonight I'm about to turn up and not think about him at all." I tell her.

"Are you serious? That's crazy." Nelly says as she set the curling iron down after finishing my last curl she grabbed the comb she then combed my curls.

"Mhmm I still love him but right now I ain't fucking with him might drunk text him later." I said causing her to laugh.

"Your funny bitch tryna act tough but you know damn well you miss that man you can't be mad him for long." 

"I think this might be the longest I've been mad at him..actually no it's not last year before we actually official got together I forgot what happened but I just know I didn't talk to him for like 4 days." I said.

"How did he make it up to you?" She asked looking at me through the mirror a smirked curled on my lip. "I know that look you got that good D didn't you?"

"Mhmm it bomb as fuck." I said.

"Lucky ass hoe been celibate for like 6 months now." She says.

"Let me know if you need someone girl he got plenty of cousins." I said.

"Just might take that offer." She said. After she finished my hair I payed her even though she wasn't tryna take my money.

"Nelly you're taking this money no excuse." I said.

"Damn girl you're annoying." She said playfully rolling her eyes. I got up from the chair checking myself in mirror. "Get over here so I could take my pictures and video."

Latto posted 2mins ago

Nellysbeautybar: yesss my bestie is baddd 😍😍😩

BrookylnNeaveh: SISSSS YOU LOOK GOOD 😩😩

Uceyjucey: Damn you Gorgeous mama 😍😍😍😩

Brandondademon: 😍😍

Uceyjucey: @Brandondadon move around my dawg 😒

Trinityfatu: idk @uceyjucey might have to take your girl 😍

"Thank you girl you are a lifesaver." I tell Nelly as I hugged her. "I'll see you later."

"Later babes." She said I walked out the shop walking to my car. I got in my car turning it on and I sat there for little. I seen that Joshua had texted me.

My heart 🥰❤️‍🩹: Ik you still mad at me mamas and im sorry I ain't tell you about my match I love you baby ❣️

Aubree🍒: It's not just about you not tell me it's more about that you known for weeks Jey you had plenty of time to tell me about it but you didn't 

My Heart 🥰❤️‍🩹: I said I'm sorry mamas

Aubree🍒: Sorry isn't enough Josh plus I'm not even mad that you can't come I understand your busy so you won't be able to come to all my events I'm just annoyed and little hurt that you weren't the one that told me and Trinity basically told me

Aubree🍒: I was very excited to be celebrating this accomplishment with my man you can ask Brook and Nelly they'll tell how I wouldn't shut up about you being here with me today😩

My Heart🥰❤️‍🩹: I promise imma make it up to you mama when I get home we gonna spend the weekend together just me and you no distractions.

Aubree🍒:You better 😒

Aubree🍒: I love you though good luck with your match daddy 🫶🏽

My Heart🥰❤️‍🩹: Chill mama you know whatchu doing 😑

My Heart🥰❤️‍🩹: But thank you love you more have fun at party hopefully this match is quick and we don't go nothing else to do

Aubree🍒: Okayyy daddy just let me know 😘

My Heart🥰❤️‍🩹: mama stop playing 😒

Aubree🍒: Whattt😌

I arrived at home and I just relaxed until it was time to actually get ready for the party. "BREE!" Brooklyn yelled. "Where you at girl I got tea!"

"In my makeup room!" I yelled back out to her. I heard enter the room out breath. "Bitch! Guess who I just seen at the mall today." She said.

"Who you see?" I asked.

"That little punk ass ex of yours why he was talking about he might pull to party." She said.

"Let his ass pull up and try something." I said rolling my eyes. "He commented under my post on instagram."

"Is Josh gonna be there?" She asked.

"I don't know yet hopefully." I answered as did my lip combo. We continued talk little about everything while I finished my makeup and I helped her with her makeup and hair.

I was a little annoyed because it's been a few hours and Joshua still hasn't even texted me if he was coming or not and I'm pretty sure all my friends and sister could tell that was bothering me. I stepped out a few times to call him no answer and I also sent a few text messages as well and still no answer.

"Bree put your phone down and come have drink and turn up, I'm sure he's on his way." Channel said.

"I just want a text knowing if he's coming or not that's it." I said rolling my eyes.

"Girl he probably got caught in some interviews you really think wants you to be at your party all pouting because he's not there...no so get your ass up and come drink." She said pulling me out my seat.

"Waittt let just me call one more time." I said.

"Girl no gimme your damn phone." She said as she also took my phone shoving it in her purse and then handed me a shoot. "Drink up." She said holding her cup out. We tapped one glasses together and took out shoots.

Time went by fast as more drinks and shoots were handed to me. I tipsy for sure but I didn't want to get to drunk because I was suppose to be going stage real quick to give a little thank you speech. Unfortunately Josh still has not showed up or even texted me I snooped in Channel's bag and took my phone back.

"Hey Aubree we're getting ready to announce your name some we need to mic you up." My manger Levi tells me in my ear. I get up following him behind stage. They mic me up. I was performing one song because I didn't really wanna perform to much then I'm giving my speech.

Just as they finished putting the microphones ear piece on me and tested microphone the Dj began getting the crowds attention.

"Alright ATL giving up for Lattooo!" The Dj says into the mic. I walked up on the stage as I was handed a mic.

"Hey y'all. Everyone good?" I asked just make sure the people didn't need anything. " I just want to come up here and thank everyone who showed up to celebrate with me tonight. Thank you to my little sister and bestie for supporting me and my man Thank you to my man."

Everyone laughed including me. "But seriously though I wanted to gift y'all little performance of my favorite song out of new album so I hope yall ready."

Woah, Latto

Big Latto

Yeah, ayy

I feel like the realest bitch to ever do it (Yeah)

Made a mil' and ran through it

I make "I don't need a nigga, get the bag myself" music

Bad bitch, bad influence

Money talks and I speak fluent

Big Latto, short for lottery so fuck I look like losing? (D.A. got that dope)

Poppin' shit, no Percocet (Woah)

'Bout a check, fuck the rest

Stay out the way, I'm at home with a yo like I'm on house arrest

In my bag and out the mess

Bitches trash, I ain't impressed (Nah)

I can't tell if bitches sellin' records or they sellin' sex (Uh)

Speak on me for clout, tryna drag it, that's your only hype

It's just me, the pilot, and my baggage, this a lonely flight (Yeah)

Done playin' nice, 'cause bitch, this pole ain't light (Brrt)

I been on these bitches ass since I touched that mic (On God)

I can't trust no bitch (Trust no ho)

Get rich, watch they switch (Yeah)

I can't trust no bitch (Trust no ho, nah)

Get rich, watch they switch

(Latto, on God)

I can't trust no bitch

Or a nigga (Nah)

They ain't believe me, had to show a nigga (Yeah)

Bitches tried to go big, I fucked around and showed 'em bigger (Bitch!)

Four stories, seven-figure crib but somewhere on a villa (Brrt)

I ain't goin' nowhere so it's best these bitches get familiar (Latto)

Rich bitch, go getter (Ayy)

I could be a gold digger (Yeah)

Got 'em waitin' on my shit to drop like I'm a dope dealer

Truth in the booth, but in the bed, bitch I ain't no spitter (Uh)

Cuban on my neck will make your muhfuckin' throat shiver

No glitter, verse killer, smoke go to the first bidder (Ayy)

Trash ass rap bitches droppin', that's some more litters (Yeah)

Big Latto, ain't nothin' little but the waist (Yeah)

Sneak dissin' but in person, bitches try to plead they case (The fuck?)

Treat a nigga like my liquor, ain't not one of 'em get chased (Yeah)

In my bag two years straight, bitches prayin' I take a break (On God)

I can't trust no bitch (Trust no ho)

Get rich, watch they switch (Yeah)

I can't trust no bitch (Trust no ho, nah)

Get rich, watch they switch

I can't trust no bitch

After I finished performing I thanked everyone once again before getting off the stage. I walked to the back so they could take the mic off me and I quickly checked my phone just see if I had gotten a text which I didn't. I let out a deep sight putting my phone away.

"Whatchu pouting for?" I hear someone say. I turned around seeing it was Joshua. I screamed catching everyone attention around us as I jumped into his arms. He held me spinning me around.

"Why weren't you answering your phone?" I asked playfully pushing him.

“I wanted to surprise you, I seen you on stage doing your thing.” He said.

“No you wanted to give me a heart attack not even texting me.” I said.

“I’m sorry Angel.” He says kissing my forehead.

“Did you hear my speech?” I asked.

“Mhmm walked in at the perfect time I recorded everything baby.” He said pulling his phone out showing me his story.

“I’m just happy you’re here.” I said as I hugged him again. “Wait is Trinity and Jonathan here?” I asked.

“Yeah they talking with your peoples so why don’t we get back over there.” He said pointing behind him. At first I was gonna go but then I had this idea in my head.

“Yeah we can but after you come eat this Cookie.” I said catching him off guard. “Whatchu just say?” He asked.

“You heard me daddy cmon.” I said leading him to a room in the back.

Omniscient💋

Aubree was enjoying her time with her friends dancing and everything until she felt someone come up behind her at first she thought it was Joshua. "Boy what the hell are you doing!" She yelled shoving Brandon away from her. Everyone attention turned to them. "Is you stupid?" She asked.

"Whatchu mean Bree? I'm just tryna dance." Brandon says.

"You better go find someone else before I call my man."  She said.

"That's really how you gonna act baby?" He asked. Aubree face scrunched up. "Don't call me that." She says. He then reached to grab her hand which she moved away before he could touch her. "Bree stop playing."

"Nah dawg you needa stop playing and leave my lady alone." Joshua said as he walked up on them.

"And whatchu finna do about it if I don't buddy?" Brandon asked as he smiled in Joshua fave which he did not take that well at all.

"If I said back off my Lady you gonna back off MY Lady you had you chance and you blew that shit being stupid now you mad she got me." Joshua says.

"Chill dude it's not that serious." He said laughing in his face. Catching everyone by surprise when Joshua fist connected to his jaw knocking him back into some people.

"Anything that got to do with my lady is Serious Dawg and I catch talking to her again or you even look in her direction imma beat yo' ass for real next time."

"Damn!"

"Somebody get him out my face." Josh says. The security came over escorting Brandon out watching all that definitely had Aubree feeling some kinda way.

"You good Angel?" He asked as he lifted her chin with his finger. "He ain't hurt you? Because let me know so I have actual reason to put my hands on him." He said.

"No I'm fine my love." Aubree tells him. He checked every part of her out then kissed her lips.

"Just let me know when you ready to go." He says.

"Okay baby you just go sit relax let me get you drink." She said as she called Jimmy over.

"Everything good?" Jimmy asked.

"No you didn't just see him super punch someone?" Aubree asked.

"Nah he said he was just gonna dance with you not punch someone dude in the face." Jimmy said.

"Yeah well keep a eye on him while I go get him a drink please and thank you babe stay with your brother."

"I'm good Bree Ion need a babysitter." Joshua said adding a little base to his tone. She looked at him like he was toddler who wouldn't listen to their mother.

"You're going to stay with your brother because you are heated right now, and I'm not gonna say it again Joshua stay with Jonathan."

"Damn what I do?" Jimmy asked.

He sucked his teeth as he let out a deep sigh mumbling underneath his breath.

"Whatchu say pumpkin?" She asked.

"Fine."

"That's what I thought now Whatchu want to drink?" She asked him as he chuckling to himself since he was not feeling the way she talking to him like he was a child. "Do we have a problem?"

"Yeah but imma handle that later just get me a corona." He tells her before walking away with Jimmy.

"Oh he got attitude on him." Rubie says.

"I told y'all he's attitude just as bad as mines especially when he mad like that." Aubree tells the girls. She always told them when they're mad at each other they just be butting heads doing petty shit to each other and depending on what it was they little war would go on for weeks.

Few hours later

The couple arrived back their shared condo both tired and tipsy. "Come on bae I have to pee." Aubree whined as Joshua took his time to unlocking the door. He looked over his shoulder at her. "Josh!" She said. He laughed unlocking the door letting her in first.

She rushed to the bathroom while Josh sat on the couch. He let out a sigh pulling his phone as he scrolled on his phone.  He texted his twin to let him know they made it back home safely. He heard the shower turn on so he took this chance to go to the bathroom himself.

He walked into the bathroom Aubree was gathering all her things she needed for her night routine. She walked over to her vanity in the bathroom and began wiping her makeup off. Joshua walked up behind her kissing her shoulder.

"So did you enjoy yourself?" She asked as they looked at each other through the mirror. He placed another kiss on her shoulder as he pushed his hard dick on her butt. She giggled teasing him a little pushing her butt back on him he smacked her ass. She moaned turning to give him a little kiss.

"I should be asking...you that." He said as he kissed her again. "Did you enjoy yourself?" He asked.

"Yes especially when you punched Brandon and in face." She said. "I like it when you get all heated and rowdy defending me."

"Oh yeah." He said smiling. She nodded her head smiling back at him. "Gimme a kiss." She looked up at him and leaned down kissing her his hand went around her throat as things got heating quickly. His hand made into her panties feeling how wet she was. She slightly pushed him back.

"Mmm let switch rolls tonight." She said as got low in front of him she undid his jeans tugging them down and slowly moved his boxers off.

"Fuck Bree." Joshua moaned as she wrapped her mouth around his 8 inch hard dick. Holding onto the back of his thighs to keep her balance bobbing her head. His body jerked causing the tip of his dick to hit the back of her throat and she gagged pulling away she stroked his dick while she caught her breath. "Shit angel."

She looked up at him fluttering her lashes as she watched him fall apart to her touch. It's turned her on badly the way he was falling. "Tell me daddy you like it when I play with this dick?" She asked. He nodded his head lost of words. "Say it daddy." "Yes baby fuck."

She then placed her mouth back around him relaxing her throat so she could take more of him down her throat. "Mmm shit just like that!" He moaned as things got messy her saliva dripped from her chin as bubbles formed around the base of his dick.

Aubree pulled away and started teasing him leaving kisses on his tip and blowing on it. She swirled her tongue around just the tip using her spit as lube as she jerked him off.

"Shit stop all that teasing angel." He groaned. She smirking laughing to herself and continuing to tease and play with him. "Mama you playing."

She didn't listen and continued again. She wanted to test the waters since this was her chance. He always teased her and played with her until she begged him and now it was her turn to return the favor.

"I'm just returning the favor daddy." She told him. He groaned. "All those time you teasing me and played with me while I was under your control now it's my turn." She said.

"When I get my chance Angel Imma fu-Fuckkkk!" He said as he deeply moaned while she placed her mouth back around bobbing her head at steady pace while she always twisting her hand at the base of his dick his ball began to tighten up as he became closer to his climax. "Shittt mama I'm about bust on that pretty face." He moaned. She counting sucking him off playing with his balls.

"Mmmmm." She moaned around him causing him to really losing it she pulled him out her mouth as he busted his nut all over her face. She opened her mouth catching some of his cum. "Fuck daddy you taste so good." She said looking up at him.

"Take them pants off for me." He tells her. She stood up and removed her pants. He picked her up moving her panties to side and slid her down his dick causing her to moan. He placed her on counter and wasted no time and gave her a powerful stroke hitting her cervix.

"Oouu fuckk!"

"Mhmm you feel all that mama?" He asked.

"Yes fuckk right thereee dadddy." She moaned her nails dug into his back. "Shit Josh." She cried pushing on his waist.

"You got this mama don't run." He said. She moaned cussing under her breath. "Good girl Angel." He says. His hips snapped against hers with each thrust.

"Ohh shit, that feels so fucking good." She said.

"This my pussy baby?" He asked then kissed her and rubbing on her clit all she could do was moan in response but that's not what he wanted to hear. "Talk to me baby."

"Yesss daddy it's your, all yours daddy fuck keeping going jeyyy im cominggg!" She cried.

"Hold it ma I'm almost there." He tells her as they both let out moans and whimpers.

"I can't daddyyy pleaseee." She begged. He ignored her cries kissing her face. "Fuckkk Jey it's coming!" She moaned as she came all over him. He hissed and groaned releasing as well. He pulled out their mess pooled onto of the counter. Jey walked over to the shower turning it on for the both of them.

He then walked back over to her kissing her forehead cheek and lips. “You okay baby?” He asked seeing her legs were shaking a little. “Mhmm.” She replied resting her head on his chest. He chuckled kissing the top of her head.

"Cmon we gotta shower." He said picking her up and carried her to the shower. They washed up taking their time then once they got the dried off got dress and got in bed they put a movie on and cuddled in bed falling asleep in the each other arms especially Aubree she to happy that her man was home for the weekend.

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SIBLING MATCH UP TRADE ♡

A/n: @thecurrator Something about you and Malleus idk

EDIT:...I'm utterly embarrassed with myself. I forgot to post it again-

MALLEUS

@ come oooon your name is Aurora how can I not!

@ him as a brother is uhm...something lol he definitely needs your help with electronics. Teach him how to use a phone pls and maybe bully him a bit so he gets it idk nothing better than siblings bullying each other

@ very protective, no one gets to even look at you. They better bow the fuck down lol

@ btw Sebeks biggest dream is to marry you one day but then again he's the type to also say "they wouldn't deserve me-!" So idk he's a simp

@ big brother Malleus would loooove to see you in Gothic clothes. Like Lolita Gothic clothes. "Black looks the best on you, I shall provide you with more." And he does-

@ when he was younger he just stalked you in your sleep to make sure you're save and stuff

@ lol I see him bragging about his horns being bigger than yours, or having some and you don't. Kid Malleus was wild for sure we all were stfu

@ if someone EVER hurts your feelings 🫥 oof-Archons be with him wait wrong fandom---

@ late night walks!!! In dark forests. If it wouldn't be your brother you'd guess he's trying to kill you

@ watches Animes with you but is a grandpa about it. "Who's this." "That's the main character." "Ah....and this?" "Still the main character, just different shot and angle." "They shot him?" "Imma shoot you."

@ Malleus as a brother is wild I tell you-hes such a grandpa we love him. And now throw Lilia into this damn, everyone dead in 40 miles

[gudfornuthin]

Hello I made a request a while back but you never got to it and that is completely okay! I understand completely being a writer myself. I was wondering if I could make a different request but not sure if you do it? It’s a request for Billy from stranger things?

Idea- Yn and Billy have been together for a few years and Billy survives when he is attacked. Ever since YN has hard time with nightmares but doesn’t tell Billy about it. And YN stays the night at his place and wakes up from a nightmare calling out for Billy and doesn’t see him in bed. Max comes in to trying to calm her down but YN thinks Billy is dead. Billy comes from outside in when he heard loud crying and shouting from his girlfriend. And he holds her telling her he is going nowhere and he is okay.

( Nickname: Baby or Babygirl ) if possible

I hope this isn’t too over barring but if so I completely understand. And won’t be upset if you turn down my request. Thank you for hearing me out my love!

Not going anywhere

Billy Hargrove x reader

A/N: so I’m back into my writing hit! I do apologise anon for taking way too long to do this, and idk if the other request ever came through, as my tumblr says I have three but it’s only showing this one. Either way, I hope you all enjoy and hopefully imma be writing a lot more from now on. Feedback is appreciated :)

The mall was in ruins. The Mind Flayer continued its rampage, smashing anything that got in its way. The group consisting of teens and adults had split up just moments ago, putting their plan into motion and hoping to pull it off. It all came down to this moment, defeating the monster and making it home safe.

Y/N hides behind a turned over table, battered and bruised with an arm that’s most definitely broken. She’s not a hero. She’s not used to this life, dealing with these nonsensical creatures. Her boyfriend and his sister are to blame for that.

Billy wasn’t the asshole play boy everyone claimed him to be. Not since they started dating. He’s soft, and kind, and cares. Sometimes too much. He’d never dreamed of dragging Y/N into this mess, but love does stupid things to a person. And she definitely wasn’t letting him go through all this alone.

Speaking of her boyfriend, she finally hears his shouts not far from her hiding place. She pops her head up slightly, and spots Billy running towards her.

“Baby?” His eyes land on her. “Oh thank god, I was wondering where the hell you were.”

Y/N stands up, moving towards him, wanting nothing more than to hold him tight and never let go. Before she has the chance to reach him, a long arm crashes through the wall, heading directly for Billy. The Mind Flayer. It pierces him in the chest, black sludge spurting from his mouth. Y/N lets out a visceral scream, falling to her knees. She looks into the eyes of her dying boyfriend, knowing there’s nothing she can do to help him.

Arms wrap around Y/N’s waist, pulling her away from the massacre before her. She turns her head, coming face to face with Billy’s sister Max, a sad expression on her face.

“Y/N?”

“He’s dead,” she replies to Max, tears streaming down her cheeks. “I should’ve saved him. He’s fucking dead.”

“Y/N please-”

Max’s words fall on deaf ears. “No, I can’t do this.”

“Y/N, you have to wake up.”

“He’s fucking dead!”

“Y/N! Wake. Up!”

Y/N jolts up from her lying position, sweat covering her entire body, breathing heavily. Max sits in front of her, hands on her shoulders. She looks terrified.

Y/N glances to her left, the space next to her empty. She starts to panic again.

“Where’s Billy?”

“Y/N you need to calm down-”

“The Mind Flayer, it got to him.”

Max shakes her head. “Hey, he’s just gone outside to-”

Y/N pulls at her hair, more tears threatening to fall. “No, he’s dead. I just saw him die, and I couldn’t do anything.”

She continues mumbling under her breath, ignoring Max’s pleas, promising her he’s okay. She hugs her stomach, falling on her side and closing her eyes. Max tries soothing the girl, but once again nothing works. There’s only one person who can fix this, and even though Max knows he doesn’t like to be disturbed during his ‘brooding smoke session’, she thinks he’ll let it slide this once. For his girl.

***

Billy stands outside the house, shirtless, with a cigarette hanging loosely from his lips. He’s thought about quitting, having this conversation on the daily with Y/N. She doesn’t mind too much, just hates the smell. He doesn’t smoke indoors anymore, and always has a can of body spray and a pack of mint gums on hand. For her.

He takes a final drag, when Max rushes out the house, almost toppling over him. Her face almost matches her hair, as she grabs his arm and pulls him towards the front door.

“Maxine, do you fucking mind?” He tries not to snap at her as much as he used to, but sometimes it’s hard not to. “I can’t have five minutes of me time?”

Max continues dragging him. “It’s Y/N.”

That catches his attention, as he pushes her hand off his arm and runs into the house, not bothering to ask any questions.

He makes his way to his bedroom, pushing the door open and spotting his girlfriend lying in a curled up ball on the bed, hands on her face and sobs shaking her body. He sits down next to her, hands resting on her back as he lowers his voice just so she can hear.

“Y/N, baby?”

She doesn’t respond, but her breathing slows, acknowledging his words. Billy runs his hands down to her arms, then her face, gently lifting her head. He runs his thumbs over her eyes, and she finally opens them, bloodshot and red.

“Billy?”

He kisses her briefly on the lips. “I’m here baby girl. I’m right here.”

“I thought you’d-” she doesn’t finish her sentence, but Billy can guess where it was going.

“I’m okay, see,” he kisses her again, then her cheeks, then the crown of her head. “I’m not going anywhere.”

As if waking from a trance, Y/N throws herself at Billy, wrapping her arms tightly around his neck. He hugs her back, his arms snaking around her waist, pressing his face into her hair. They stay there for what seems like hours, both not realising how badly they needed comfort from each other. They were together, and that’s all that mattered.

[theaveragepsychoticbitch]

Idk if the formatting will stay corrupted when I post this ask but it was mad regular when it was just sitting in my inbox?? but uh, Gods bless. I dont think I'm all that good at sub reader, and I may be ass at writing insecurities as I gotta be careful not to trigger myself lol, but I am gonna enjoy writing this thanks for requesting me beautiful (Also, I'm not much of a daddy person but I LOVE Master kinks.)

A/N: OMFG TUMBLR FUCKEF AND I HAD TO DELETE AND REWRITE EVERYTHINGGGG

I proofread like half of it yall imma do the rest in a couple days💀✋🏾

Fem!Sub!Insecure!Reader x Soft Dom Odin || NSFW lol || Breeding kink, Master/Slave use (ion know too much bout that dynamic lmao so you gon have to bare wit me), insecurities, and raw dogging (my staple)

Odin can't help but notice the slump of your shoulders, persistent ever since the other day. You'd gone to see Aphrodite for the first time, wanting to greet the entire greek pantheon personally upon your introduction as his wife. You left all smiles and laughter, yet despite saying it'd gone well, you possessed an air of sadness about you, and it's lingered throughout the week.

You sigh again, pulling him from his pondering. Your seat in the windowsill is backed by a view of the gray sky, ice cold rain pounding the glass. You have to be cold.

You jump upon finding your husband behind you, wrapping you lovingly in a thick blanket. The expression on his face is uncharacteristically soft, and in your heart you know he loves you... but why?

Why does he love you, when women as beautiful as Aphrodite exist? The lowest ranking goddesses glow with divinity, an inhuman shine to their very aura that you could never recreate. When you entered that room, you'd never felt more mortal. You were drawn to them, their beauty and grace calling out to you, leaving you with no choice but to gaze in awe.

You think you feel tears on your waterline.

How could he truly love you when surrounded by women like that?

"Women like that?"

You blink, feeling the warm tears slide down your cheeks as your face heats up. You didn't mean to say that aloud, by the gods. But it's too late now, and his simple question and deadpan face have broken the dams you worked so hard to maintain all week.

"Women like that! Like Aphrodite, like the other goddesses. They're beautiful my love, beautiful in a way I can't compare."

He tries to speak, but you rush over him, the snot filling your nose choking your speech and corrupting your voice. "How can you caress my scars when presented with unblemished skin? Look me in my eyes when theirs sparkle with such power? How can you even stand my voice! The goddesses of this forsaken place sound as lovely and hypnotic as sirens, even when their screeching at the top of their damned lungs!"

You cough, gasping for air. You hadn't taken a breath in that entire monologue. Your throat hurts from screaming, and at some point, you'd stood up and thrown away the cover he gave you. The cold air from the window spread goosebumps across your back, down your legs and arms. But it was fear that made you tremble, fear he'd see the logic in your words and leave you in the dust. Fear you'd walk the palace halls one day, haunted by the sounds of pleasure your husband brings out of other women, like so many wives here in Valhalla do now.

Your coughing dies out and leaves nothing but silence. Even your sniffling is quieted under his stare. The rain fades away and you find you can't even breathe as you wait for his word.

"I walk among these women everyday, yet you are the one I've chosen. Does that alone not set you apart from them?"

You blink at his tone– darkened with an unknown emotion, yet somehow still soft on your ears. His hand is on the small of your back, nudging you closer. The other cups your cheek.

"If you think yourself to be in a sea of gold, then you must be the diamond of the bunch. In my eyes, you shine brighter in your mortality then any divine being could ever hope to. Your scars are sweet against my lips, and your eyes as bright as the stars. Your voice is the one thing I bow to, my love, your beauty the one thing I praise."

It's silent again when he finishes, but you hear your heart breaking. Breaking for yourself, because how could you have been so blind? To ever in a million years think this man could do anything other than love you...

He chuckles, kissing your ear. "Say my name, Beloved."

Chaste kisses are placed softly about your face. Your forehead, your neck, your cheeks. And all the while you're crying, you love this man so much. "Odin..."

You try to pull back but find he's holding you to his chest. "Odin?"

"My name."

You blink, then smile. "Baby?"

He smiles into your neck, and you think he's having a rare cute moment. "Not that one."

Your smile takes on a confused twist.

Then, it hits you.

He chuckles again, this one filled with a bit of sadism.

"...Master?"

"Perfect."

In a show of heavenly strength you're transported from the window to the bed in the blink of an eye. As you sink into the bed, he tops you, fitting himself between your legs like coming home.

Your lips come together in a clash of lust and passion, the chastity of earlier long forgotten. Your hands tangle in his hair as he fondles you through your clothes. You could feel his hard on through his clothes, the familiar press against your heat filling you with... love?

Love... that's exactly what it was. You loved this, loved this treatment, loved to see your ever-quiet, ever-composed husband fall to pieces when he touched you. His stoic persona peeling back to reveal a man so head over heels he'd stomp on his pride in his rush to hump you like a dog in heat.

Hell, when he's fucking you like this, how could you have ever thought he'd leave?

Your right hand leaves his hair to help him tug at your clothes, the left sliding down to feel his muscles rippling under the skin of his back. He's finally gotten your chest bare, and latches onto the first nipple he sees, blindly working at the fabric to reveal the other tit. His battle-roughened fingers graze its peak, then pinch, hard enough to make you gasp and jump.

His tongue drags out similar sounds. Flicking the cute bud, circling it, right before sucking on it like it'd fix all his problems. Your fingers do away with his clothes with practiced motions as your eyes close, arching up into his touch.

You can hear him moaning almost silently as he kisses your chest, and you swear you hear him whisper, "Sweet."

You sigh at the feeling, at your adoration for this man.

He pulls back, and in the low light you admire the creases of his chest, the scars that litter his skin like stars in the sky. One hand parts your legs, spreading you open, admiring the sight of your clit twitching while arousal pours over your asscheeks to stain the sheets below.

His other hand takes your wrist to lay your palm flat over his heart. He's dragging your palm across his torso, over his heaviest scars, while rubbing electrifying circles into your clit. You tear up again as your legs twitch at the direct simulation. Even breathes turn to pants, and you feel your hips trying to rut into his touch. But your eyes never leave his. No, no– you hold his gaze and hone in on the feel of his skin on your hand, on the feel of realization like a new dawn in your mind.

"Do my scars horrify you?"

You can't tell if your tears are from pleasure or pain; the emotional kind. But they're pouring worse than the rain outside now, and you feel your nose getting stuffy again. "Of course not, my love."

He didn't mind the slip up this time. "If these do not cause aversion, how could your own bring you such despair?" Two fingers slipped inside you, and you gasp, fucking down on them instinctively. His thumb speeds up to match the pace of his fingers, and you pull him down into a kiss. His tongue tangles with yours, sucking on it and exploring your mouth. You kiss him back just as hard, running your teeth gently over his lips and tongue in turn.

"You are mine. You alone can see me like this. You alone can look at me like that, kiss me like that. I only want you–"

He smirks, and you think you're on the verge of cumming.

"Afterall, who else can take me so well? Who could look as pretty when I'm filling them up, watching my seed pour from their warmth? Do those goddesses beg like a good girl for me to stuff it back in? Present themselves as a willing slave, to be used until I've had enough? Until I've put a baby in them?"

Your eyes roll, your back arches, and the world turns white as you orgasm on his fingers. Trembles shake you, but big, comforting hands are working you through it so well. You rock into him until he pulls away, and despite the looming threat of overstimulation, you whine at the emptiness.

"Answer me, slave."

"N...no one, Master. No one except... Me."

You can't see it as your eyes are still closed, but he's smiling. Just a little, but it's full of more joy than a kid on Christmas.

A haze sits over your mind. His voice is the only thing you know now.

His thumbs take either side of your labia and spread you further, coaxing the juices out. He stares for a long time, unable to look away right up until his dick is so hard it aches. He forces his eyes to close, fumbling to pull it out. You both sigh when it slaps against your cunt.

"Please, Master... Cum inside me."

He looks up to find your eyes are just barely open and trained on him. His demeanor softens even more somehow, despite how out of place it seems.

"Anything for the prettiest girl in the world."

He slides in, fitting as though you were made for him. Your walls are warm and grip his cock like they missed it, arousal continuing to overflow and drizzle out, just barely able to slip around his cock. He puts a hand to your stomach, pressing down and make both your eyes roll as he feels how deep he is.

He thrusts– once, twice, rocking you, opening you up. From there on his pace builds to something fast and rough. Your nails drag down his back till blood is drawn, the pain fueling his manic humping. Screams of Master! Bounce through the air as he fucks you, drunk on the drag of his cock against your gspot. Your own hand goes down to rub at your throbbing clit as tears cloud your vision to the point of blindness.

When you arch, his hand is at the small of your back, helping you, holding you. Your bodies press together and you can't help but think, 'fuck. He's beautiful.'

You allow your eyes to close as a smile spreads across your face. Your husband is beautiful. So you are, you have to be,

"Beautiful."

Your eyes drift to your husband's face upon hearing his voice. Velvety and deep, and filled with roughness from his approaching orgasm. You laugh, a breathless thing. "You too, Master." You say, batting your lashes.

His chuckle is equally breathless, "'M gonna fill you up now, lovely girl. Take all of me."

An order, one you'd jump to obey.

You joined at the lips in a passionate kiss, your finger working your clit hard as the other hand holds the back of his neck. He holds your legs in a mating press and strokes deep, hitting your deepest spot before releasing inside with a shudder and groan.

You throw your head back as your own body freezes from the force of your orgasm. You're wracked by shudders and hear naught but the sounds of your own broken moans. You can feel him inside of you, spilling his seed for you alone to keep. It's warm, and you can't help but relax at the feeling.

Odin stays inside for long moments after, holding it in, before pulling out. You blink at the sudden loss, to exhausted to do much else. You let yourself be gathered in an embrace, lazily enjoy the soft kisses he presses to your face.

"In the morning, we'll shower. For now, we rest." You hum your affirmation. His arms are tight around your body. You have no choice but to sink into his embrace, sink into a deep, deep sleep.

Right before you drift off, you hear him whisper,

"I love you, my gorgeous wife."

You wish you'd stayed awake long enough to respond back.

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A/N: yes yes I know this and many other ask have been sitting in my inbox for months😓writing is hard okay?? And I am very very sleepy all the time. This was fun to write but god did I hate writing the smut. Ion know nothing about master kinks, I use them in my own lil way so the formal way is unknown to me😭but uhh, I hope you enjoyed, and requester if you see this I'm sorry🫶🏾🥹I love you🥲

[sadie-bug345]

greasers when they’re sick

i myself have been deathly ill for the past week so whilst i am bedridden i’m writing this🤡🙆‍♀️🤩 ANYWAYS LETS GO

ponyboy:

hates missing school solely cause my guy despises talking to teachers abt what he missed

also cause he thinks he gets super behind when guy just skipped one day of school😭

probably holes himself up in his and sodas room and when soda comes in to check on him after work it’s like PITCH black and pony is just sitting in a pile of tissues

”what do YOU want?” says pony with a voice similar to kermit the frog cause bros nose is SO stuffed up

and soda just assumes pony is in one of his moody, poetry reciting moods again and slowly exits the room, leaving only a baloney sandwich in his wake💀🤡😭

johnny:

def the type to not accept help

like he would go to school sick and the second someone brings up how his voice is screwed up he’s like 😐”what’re you sayin bout me?”

if the gang does quarantine him to a room he’d def just be able to entertain himself and prob come up with his own secret language and fictional multiverse or smth

idk he just gives the type to be fully okay with being alone for a bit but the meds he’s on make him all wacky too so it’s an interesting mix for sure

sodapop:

i’m sorry this guy has the most nastiest cough 😭

idc if he doesn’t smoke a lot he just got those mucusy coughs

other than that everyone’s having a good time, making jokes and feeling good and then soda pauses his laughter and unleashes the most rattley cough and then everyone just goes quiet and he just looks like 😃

definitely unfazed by sickness in general

until one day my guy just has the worst time and breaks downnnn🥰

we’ve all been there too esp when you’re sick and shit just goes downhill and everything sucks and you hate everything and everyone

darry:

now johnny doesn’t accept help but that’s NOTHING compared to darry

he has peak older-sibling syndrome and is just used to only helping other people

so when those people that he takes care of flip the script, my guy is just weirded outtt

like he def appreciates two trying to make him soup but he just doesn’t know how to react

goes lowk crazy with not being able to work or straighten up the house just cause he always feels like he’s gotta do SOMETHING productive with his time

dally:

i’m sorry but guy is def the type to go to school FULLY sick and either not say a word about it or complain like a lil bitch the whole time

also he totally smokes while he has a cough like soda which is so unhealthy i can’t even😭

just overall his habits and life doesn’t get upended by “some fuckass cold” (his words, not mine)

like bro please you just gotta rest sometimes😭

the gang is able to get him to stay at the curtis’ couch one day and bro just WIPES OUT

istg he’s out for like 15 hours straight in the full daytime and everyone is scared to walk past in case they wake him up

but dally is a crazy heavy sleeper so he actually gets a lot better after calming down for once🥰

two-bit:

honestly stays home from school like a normal person

except bro gets one cold and then just doesn’t show up to school for like two weeks😭

and it’s not cause he’s a wimp it’s just cause guy finds an excuse to skip out for a so called “vacation” and he rolls with it

and then he’ll just spawn back in on campus like a month later like nothing happened and everyone just expected two to take a dare too far and end up in the hospital🤡

steve:

CANT STOP WONT STOP

bro just pushes thru the pain😭

he probably takes way too much of the recommended dose of general meds (don’t do this please🧍‍♀️)

and then goes all loopy for hours straight

and people are kinda sus about it but honestly it’s steve so who is really all that surprised

LMAO THAT SOUNDS MEAN SORRY STEVE

ANYWAYSSSS i think imma post a romantic kinda sick reader x greaser thing so that’ll hopefully come out soon while im still coughing my lungs out🫶

[worth-this-and-more]

Do think sel is jealous of valec

[spoilers for legendborn and bloodmarked, read at your own caution ;)] im hella late in answering anon this is in my drafts for like days and i forgot this one was asked I'm so sorryyy and i also don't have my tablet rn so i cant ss the specific parts but nvm imma just quote them

oh absolutely haha he's hella hella jealous and I've got proofs

so the main one where sel alsolutely is jealous

Sel shakes his head. “Don’t listen to him, Briana. He’s trying to convince you he has use here. He’s made up some reason to give you information, hoping it’ll turn into a debt you owe him.” Valec’s had enough. “You getting close to the edge again, kingsmage? Jumping to the worst-case scenario first. Assuming I want to tie Bree to me beyond the bounds of this conversation. Keep her for myself?” “Don’t you?” “Well,” Valec considers, smiling with not a small amount of fang. “Yes.” A minute tilt of Sel’s chin. “Watch yourself.” Valec’s smirk blooms wide. “The difference between you and me, Kane, is that I am a transparent sort, who’s happy to say out loud all that I desire.” Brown eyes flicker to red and back. “You want the same, you just can’t come out and say it. Not really.” Sel’s answer is a stunned silence. William flushes pink, and Alice looks downright disgusted.

i would also love to point out that sel was silent but William blushed. now i am so so so sure that their talk in the car on their way to volition?? bro i wanna know what they talked about because William sure as hell knows what sel and bree have going on, he definitely does. he's gonna be the kenji here i swear.

also, the balcony scene yall asdfghjkl like who's gonna say he's not jealous he is two steps away from killing valec whenever he says shit like that lmaooo

"Merlin's thoughts were harder and sharper than my own. Vicious in their clarity." Sel grimaces. "I wonder if it is because, unlike me, he was a half-human, half-demon... just like-" "Just like Valec." The tension in Sel's jaw tells me that my guess is right. Nick looks between us. "Who's Valec?" Sel's expression sours. "A rogue cambion and demon power broker with Rootcrafter ties." Nick's brow furrows. "Is he after Bree?" "Depends on how you define 'after'," Sel drawls. "Valec isn't trying to kill me," I clarify for Nick. "So that's refreshing." Sel snorts. "Valec flirts with you enough that it might kill me." Nick's eyes widen. "A demon power broker flirts with you?" He turns to Sel. "Who does this guy think he is?" "I can handle Valec," I say, rolling my eyes. "He is half demon, and apparently the balance makes him at peace with his demon side."

also the fact that nick said nothing about selwyn's feelings about someone flirting with bree. idk if this is poly confirmation or the fact that nick's plan includes him going somewhere and leaving bree and sel together but yall this is hilarious

[kayumuo]

i want to be real and i want to be honest so guys im saying it

i dont really like natlan at all and im kinda glad its ending

okay hold ur horses im not gonna say that it was completely garbage but just really weak at best. the playable characters are so boring with zero depth and the archon quest was a big wall of bad exposition and lots of bad writing decisions

everything good was dumped into the world quests and it makes me so sad that most players arent gonna pay attention to these stuff and there wouldnt be lots of fan content😞

dont get me wrong i love the ost, the scenery and the lore but everything else was really weak

the character designs were,, fine at best. i dont like how the cultural motifs were decreased to push the cool modern stuff in front. it feels so wrong esp when its with indigenous cultures. i dont mind having technology and i think most of it were done good in natlan esp in tollan omg it was so peak!!!!

but mavuikas motorbike, xilonens dj set w rollerblades and chascas big ass gun were,,, just done badly. "but xilonen made them!!" is xilonen a mastermind technological expert?? cuz these stuff needs to be made more if shes actually doing them and helping to fight w the abyss :/ i would mind it less if they werent in war and if it only was there for just plain fun

not to mention all the self insert and infantilization of the female characters *cough cough* CITLALI *cough* VARESA

i personally dont get self insert stuff and i can never insert myself in a media. but the celebration of traveler in the aftermath of the war was pure self insert. i dont know who thought it was a good idea. its giving that white savior trope😬😬

and that problem isnt just with natlan either. the same thing happened w mizukis sq too. i tought to myself "omg were gonna get abyss twin trauma!!" oh boy was i wrong. nothing. not even a little bit of crumbs. it was just self insert all along

oh citlali my pretty girl they have done you so wrong. imo shes the best in natlan with good representation and a bit of fanservice in design, characterized with lots of depth and not just one trope in mind and playing an important part in the story. but they have done her so bad. the uwu kyaa!! aesthetic is so not fitting. she was a fierce ful granny with a vulnurable side but she has been downgraded into cute tsundere💔 not even gonna talk abt varesa

now lets address the big elephant in the room, mavuika😬😬. everything about has been said already and no need to beat up the corpse so imma keep it short. yeah i dont like her. idk how to explain but she feels so,,, corporate. like shes not a character but a mascot, an advertisement instead. the way she was marketed and was put alongside her best 5 star support is so predatory. cmon genshin this is pure greed

not even gonna mention the male to female ratio 😕😕

im so sad that the characters with most depth and personality were sidelined into the world quests. the little one, och-kan and kukulkan were the real mvps of natlan not the traveler or mavuika. their story deserved to be on the main spotlight

non of the characters felt like they were actually a group of friends. they felt like coworkers instead. this esp shows w mualani and kinich. the fans show them as close friends/lovers but their canon dynamics werent explored even a little bit. all the good part of their relationship is completely fanon. they couldve been a nice pair but theyre just friends with non of the things that actually makes people friends but just tools for marketing

look at the cast of sumeru, theyre all friends and they actually feel like they have meaningful relationships. even faruzan, a latecomer to the party still felt like she belonged there. but the natlan cast is so sooo boring and have no stakes for their so called friendship. i can only call mualani and kachina actual friends

notice how mavuika/capitano became popular. it was because their relationship were much more unique than simply just "youre my friend and were friends because were friends" but hoyo decided to massacre their best pair for the sake of mavuikas spotlight 😕

citlali & ororons dynamic was cool and im expecting more stuff like this ((hopefully)) (coping)

ajaw & kinichs dynamic werent experimented much either even when they have the most unique one. it feels like wasted opportunity

everything interesting about the characters were sidelined into voicelines such as citlalis tzitzimimeh and kinichs crazy backstory

im just so dissapointed. i like the gameplay and the exploration but theyre not gonna make up for everything else. genshins main focus is on characters and they managed to mess it up somehow. the lore is strong as always but it doesnt feel connected to the archons quest and natlans marketed stuff. its like night and day.

da wei when i catch you da wei

hopefully nod krai will be decent

[strawberry-milkbunny]

I have no one to talk to about Tokyo Rev so here r my random hot takes that I need to say:

- Emma and Hina r boring and used as romance plot devices it’s okay to admit that Wakui can’t write women idk I don’t expect shounen/men to be able to write girls well (still cried when Emma died tho bc she didn’t deserve it!!!)

- lol I LOVE Yuzuha and Senju tho

- I actually do like Emma and Draken together but I also firmly believe Draken is in love w/Mikey and was just projecting onto Emma LMAO

- Yuzuha is a lesbian

- Controversial: I don’t think Shinchiro was THAT great of an older brother. Like he was cool but he still introduced Mikey and Izana into the world of gang life/normalizing violence and yeah OG Black Dragons isn’t like that but….what do u expect when u form a gang??? .obviously there’s a high chance that it’s gonna develop into LEGIT gang activity

- As an adult and someone who was basically raised by an older sibling w/a big age gap (my sis is 7 years older) I kinda don’t blame Takeomi for being a bad older brother??? Realistically he’s a 17 yr old in charge of raising 2 toddlers like NO SHIT he did a bad job. At least Shin had his grandfather to help out but Takeomi actually had no one. Doesn’t explain y he’s a brokey LOL buttttt again I don’t FULLY blame him for being a bad sibling still hurt my boi Sanzu 😤😤

- I HC that Mikey is used to having a caretaker (Draken and later Sanzu) bc when Shin died he was so depressed and genuinely couldn’t get out of bed

- Takemitchy is also lowkey boring/typical shounen protagonist and canonically stinky like Hina could do sm better. This is personal preference so I find myself wanting more chaotic/dumb protagonists who are slightly morally ambiguous like Denji, Gintoki, hell even Naruto at times. Takemitchy didn’t get character development until BD arc and that’s just a bit too long for me….

- Koko and Inui r gay and dating 💅🏻💅🏻💅🏻

- the Haitani brothers r the kardashians of the TR universe they’re so embarrassing Deadass show up and pose/do absolutely nothing I LOVE THEM SHKSKSKSK

- I love how it’s universally agreed that Mitsuya and Chifuyu r the best bois

- I have mixed feelings about Izana. I genuinely do like him and DESPISE how he’s whitewashed by fanart

- I get it u genuinely just wanted to not be alone and found out ur adopted in the worst way possible but…..idk how that justifies killing ur own sister but u do u ig 🤷‍♀️ and u have KAKUCHO AS UR FAMILY WTH

- don’t listen to me tho I’m a Mikey and Sanzu stan LMAOO 🤭🤭🤭

- Izana is the definition of mommy issues and 100% had crunchy hair lik mans was homeless

- if I saw Izana IRL I would RUN 🏃‍♀️idk he looks a lil crazy

- also this man does not know Tagalog he didn’t even know he was Filipino until he was lik 12

- idk the Tenjiku arc is so funny to me bc Izana is deadass: imma kill everyone in Mikey’s life for revenge and Mikey is lik: bruh I didn’t even kno u existed until last week and now ur killing our sister UNPROVOKED ???

- Bonten!Mikey is a virgin/no libido mans is DEPRESSED

- wished the Bonten arc was longer simply for the outfits bc Wakui KNOWS FASHION but that shit was DEPRESSION

- 3 Deities Arc was amazing and also funny/serious at the same time. It literally was an all out brawl in an AMUSEMENT PARK

- fr tho wtf was Benkei, Wakasa and Takeomi doing there??? Like they’re canonically 27 GO GET A JOB STOP FIGHTING 15 YEAR OLDS SHKSKSKS

- U cannot tell me that Sanzu WASNT sad when Baji and Mucho died.

- Baji was straight up his childhood friend and the only one other than Senju who knows about the plane incident/Mikey’s possessive side. And In the OG!timeline I’m pretty sure Baji was the only friend Sanzu DIDNT attack. While with Mucho he was pretty much his older brother, Sanzu just decided Mikey was better

- Tbh if the dark impulses/Shin thing wasn’t real I would’ve firmly believed Mikey had DID or something. Which again made only worse by the fact that violence and death is such a regular thing in his life (GET THIS MAN THERAPY LIK WTF IS SHIN AND GRANDPA SANO DOING???)

- Kazutora going a lil crazy is lowkey expected and I hate how we only find out about his home life in the character books. This kid grew up in a physically and mentally abusive household (gaslight to pick between parents and as s/o who has experienced that shit it’s fucked up) and I rlly don’t think prison helped out his mental stability either no shit he tried to kill Mikey

- I don’t ship Mikey and Takemichy (despite the IMMENSE gay ness btwn them) firmly bc I think everyone can see how much power Takemitchy has over Mikey idk it has a weird power dynamic like if Takemitchy tried he could 100% control Mikey (platonically or romantically)

- Baji, Chifuyu and Kazutora r a throuple

- I HATE how Sanzu is reduced to this crazy drug addict. Sanzu is canonically smart, manipulative, and formally trained fighter. He also REMEMBERS the OG timeline, he had to experience Shin dying twice and everyone else die no shit he’s a little bonkers/needs drugs to take everything away. Plus his relationship to Mikey which tbh is a whole separate post

- controversial !!!: I ship Mikey and Sanzu or Mikey and Draken. Sanzu only bc this man has a big ass crush and deserves some niceness for once

- ppl write Kakucho as this shy, nice guy like ur not wrong but mans is also running UNPROVOKED into Yakuza offices like it’s the gym while dragging Rindou wit him 😭😭😭

- the haitanis r the best sibling duo

- It lowkey makes me mad in fanfics where Ran is depicted as cheating w/Rin’s gf like??? This man raised his younger brother himself u cannot tell me he doesn’t love his brother and would actually do that to him

- Ran would 1000% do anything for Rin and i firmly believe he kinda regrets not saying anything in court to prevent Rindou frm joining him in jail. Like saying he forced Rindou to kill someone w/him, abusing his brother at home, etc especially in the Bonten! tl he def thinks about wtf he dragged his brother into

- I also don’t think they’ve slept w/ the same person before. Idk I feel like they have diff types like Ran goes for more motherly/mature types while Rindou goes for sweeter/shy types

- Draken has road rage

- Yuzuha should’ve been taller like AT LEAST 5’7 bitch is related to Hakkai and Taiju for gods sake

- OG BD 100% thought Wakasa was a girl for at least a month. He’s canonically 5’3 and pretty.

- Characters who r 100% bisexual: WAKASA, Senju,maybe Hina, Draken (def in denial), Rindou, Ran (he’s a whore as long as ur pretty he’s down), Sanzu, Koko, Kazutora, Chifuyu

- Mitsuya had a crush on Draken

[binzlovenicetingz]

Idk if your taking requests for will or Luca but can you do one where the reader is saving themselves for marriage but is scared which will/Luca would leave them. Im sorry I’m feeling angst, fluffy. Not having a good day😭

hi hi yes i am taking requests imma a little slow with replies due to work but i will try my best and I’m sorry you weren’t having a good day. feel free to message anytime 🤎

I’ll give this one to Luca. You were honestly so scared to tell him that you were saving yourself for marriage because 1) that was still considered old-fashioned by some of your friends and 2) you didn’t want to lose him. the thought of your relationship with ending because you didn’t “put out” was always in the back of your mind every time a kiss getting too heated and you’d feel his need growing before you pulled away. If he was upset about it then he never showed it or was really good at hiding it

you shared this with some friends who shared story after story of their partner leaving or cheating because there was no sex. there advise only sent you spiraling further because what if Luca gets bored of waiting? he was a hot chef with tattoos and beefy arms, there wouldn’t be any issues with him finding someone who would be willing to give up all of themselves to him, you just weren’t one of them.

you thought that you were keeping it all together but Luca noticed a change in you for a while now. Opting to watch and listen until he started to ask what was wrong but you would push it off quickly, a small smile on your pretty lips wasn’t fooling him but you wouldn’t talk him and he could force you too

until one nice, his first night off in awhile and he just wanted to spend it laying in bed cuddled up with you. instead you were scrolling through your instagram, showing him every post that had a woman in a bikini or some tight athletic shorts, asking him if he thought this one was pretty or that one. he entertained you the first time but now Luca couldn’t stand seeing another influencers edit tits being shown.

with a tired sigh, Luca sits up, eyeing you carefully while you continued scrolling “what’s this really about, love?”

“about what?” you don’t look up, scrolling and liking post after post.

“what you’re doing now” Luca reaches over, taking your phone from your hand ad your quickly protest.

“you can’t just take my stuff like that!” you huff but quickly stop when you see the remorse on his face.

“I know and I’m sorry but I need you to focus on me, angel, please.” Luca gently cups your cheek, eyes filled with admiration and worry. “just..talk to me, please.”

you were a goner. instantly you were wrapping your arms around him, tears flowing and you tried to tell him about your insecurities, the worries and thoughts that go through your head.

Luca holds your close, letting you cry out but also soothing you. he couldn’t understand what you were trying to say but you softly whispering, “please don’t leave me” crushed him. after a few minutes, you felt yourself calming down while Luca gently rubbings small circles on your back.

“I’m not sure where this is coming from but I’m not leaving you.” he says gentle yet firm in his words, he makes sure your focus on him, “all those other people you showed me, there’s nothing compared to you, okay?”

you nod slowly before he places a kiss on top of your head. a sign leaving your lips, it was now or never, “I..um..Im-Im a virgin and I plan on keeping it that way until I’m married.”

Luca was slightly taken aback by your sudden confession and he must of looked surprised because you were quick to continue, word vomit claiming you as it’s next victim.

“I-I know it’s probably weird that I’m not putting out or whatever but this means a lot too me and I want to know that I’m g-giving myself to someone who truly loves me. so if you wanted break up or something then just do it now because I heard that if I don’t sleep with you soon, you’re going to find someone who will give it up easily to because that’s just something that’s gonna happen and-“

“whoa, who told you that crap?”

you shrug like a child caught but you still shared the name of some friends who told you those cheating stories. you can tell Luca was annoyed by that but he was quick to reassure you he’s not the type and that you might need to rethink some friendships if they aren’t being supportive of you.”

“I meant what I said, y/n. I’m not going anywhere”

for the first time in a while, Luca was able to see your perfect smile.

Satisfied that you were able to talk to him about your problems and work through them together.

[arcanechariot]

🕹️ dead by daylight killers

instead of a typical watch-along tonight, i'm going through every dbd killer trailer (bc the newest one for springtrap came out and i straight up busted a gut laughing), saying how fuckable they are and giving my first impressions

disclaimer: i've never played dbd because i'm terrified of online multiplayer games (anxiety, i think?) but i love some of these character designs

the trapper

one of the first killers so he's kind of lacklustre and boring-looking imo?

he's okay

the wraith

i was down until they showed me my man's legs

honey missed leg day; that's all imma say

cool design tho!

the hillbilly

i'm guessing this was kind of bootleg leatherface before they actually got the rights to use leatherface

kind of a meh design because you know what they're going for but he's okay i guess?

the nurse

we love to see a silent hill girly!!

again, you can tell what they were going for here but i'm fucking with her more than i was with bootleg leatherface

i like the way she moves

the huntress

i like her folk-horror vibe but her trailer was quite short so i don't really have much to go off?

i guess she's like the go-to killer for cottagecore stans

the shape (michael myers)

i've only seen the first halloween like once? i'm more of a jason man, myself, when it comes to horror icons

i love love love the vibe his trailer has!!

also the classic soundtrack. we love to see it

the hag

she kinda reminds me of a skyrim spriggan?

she seems nice. i feel mean calling her 'the hag'

the doctor

he is unnerving to look at, i'll give him that

i'm gonna say he's not fuckable tho. i mean, blowjobs are absolutely out of the question

just loOK AT THE TEETH??

the cannibal (leatherface)

ayyyy they got the real guy. hey pookie

again, the trailer didn't give me much to go off (idk why some of them are much longer than others?)

the nightmare (freddy krueger)

correct me if i'm wrong but it looks like they were going for the likeness of jackie earle haley (2010 freddy) rather than robert englund (1984 freddy) and i'm not fuckin with that

i'm not against jackie earle haley as an actor (actually i think he was great as rorschach) but like why choose to do it with the remake instead of the 80s original?

idk i'm not a fan of remakes but i wont go on that tangent here

the pig (amanda young)

fuck yeah! in this house, we love saw

hell yeah! we got the classic bathroom setup too!

and a reverse beartrap ofc

my lil gay ass just wishes we could've had gordon or hoffman instead of amanda 😔😔

the clown

ngl i love a spooky circus trope. coraline? american horror story: freakshow? something wicked this way comes? i'm all over that

is my guy okay? sounds like he might have copd or smth

i love that the horrible, hacking coughing stops when he has to stealth. that's how that works?

the spirit

i like her hair

and i love the spooky japanese ghost vibes

but i know sadako is on here later so like, again, you can see what they were going for before they had the rights for sadako

the legion

i think this was the first dbd killer i can remember people getting horny over?

also the chapter was called 'darkness among us' and like

c'mon

amogus

the plague

i love her design!!

she's so pretty!

goodness gracious that headdress is gorgeous

the ghost face

ngl i've never seen scream? it never seemed to be my kind of movie

but i know that shaggy was in it

and i know people are horny over this already

he seems like a silly lil goober and i appreciate that

the demogorgon

i know literally nothing about stranger things, i've never seen it

the only thing i know is that it got running up that hill by kate bush playing on the radio like every hour on the radio

don't get me wrong; i love kate bush. i grew up listening to her music

but it's nOT EVER HER BEST SONG GODDAMN IT

NAME ANOTHER ONE OF HER ALBUMS, I DARE YOU

ahem

anyway

i like the design of the demogorgon. it's v cool

kinda looks like a rafflesia?

the oni

i did write a smut fic for this guy once and people seemed to like it

he's such a big boy

you can't knock that boy over with a pail of water

yeah, i still would

the deathslinger

you know i love my cowboys

ooh i love the old western town aesthetic

he's pr cool

the executioner (pyramid head)

i'm gonna be a basic bitch here but i'd fuck pyramid head

i don't even think he's a hear-me-out

like he's got giant, beefy arms and a thick ass. like? what's hear-me-out about that??

also, not to be that guy but like, shouldn't it be james sunderland introduced as a survivor here? not cheryl?

i mean, correct me if i'm wrong but pyramid head was his whole thing, right?

anyway, we love a thicc diva

the blight

my man's is not okay

i love the set in that trailer tho

the twins

i love their design and the jumpscare nearly got me

kudos to y'all

the trickster

i wrote a one-shot for him as well

c'mon he's so cunty

he kinda reminds me of pagan min from far cry 4

also i love his anime trailer

the nemesis

big boy

big big boy

big big tentacle boy

omg leon jumpscare!

omg jill jumpscare!

ooh and claire and chris it's only a matter of time hehehe

i appreciate nemesis charging through the wall like the kool-aid man

the cenobite (pinhead)

did you know; in the original hellraiser, pinhead was just called 'lead cenobite'? this is an informational blog

also hellraiser is one of my all-time favourite horror movies (just 1 and 2 tho, the other sequels are kinda trash)

loving my cunty s&m queen

the artist

the setting is so dope

she's so cool!!

impeccable vibes

the onryō (sadako)

i've not seen the ring and i really should! not the american remake, the original

ohh the vibes. the vibes!!

yeah she's peak

the dredge

the actual killer is kinda meh but the new survivor they introduced? she looks dope as hell!

not much to really say about this one tho?

the dredge kinda reminds me of the baby from eraserhead? idk

the mastermind (albert wesker)

i'm gonna jizz my brains out fr i just know it

ada wong! hello queen

omg daddy!! hello!!

blow my back outttttt~

the knight

oooo i love his vibe

i also love the vibe of the new dilf survivor they got

and the setting

honestly? this just looks like a good time to me

the skull merchant

oh is she like....drones n stuff? mehhhh

i mean she's thicc but like....

ehhhh

after the cool beefy knight we just had? and wesker?? difficult to beat, honeybee

the singularity

this guy's already giving jeff goldblum's the fly for me? i'm kinda into that

yeah you can tell the inspiration

i'm kinda into that

not fuckable tho

it looks slimy and not in a good way

the xenomorph

xenomorphs are cool as hell ngl

omG NOTHING BAD BETTER HAPPEN TO THAT FUCKING CAT

phew the cat's okay

also very cool that they got ripley

the good guy (chucky)

true story; there was a place my folks used to take me on holiday and near where we stayed they had this like toy museum or smth? and they gave out flyers showing what they were displaying and they had a chucky doll on display and that shit gave me nightmares as a kid. just a picture of the doll, not even the movie

tbf i was a v scared child

that grew up into a v scared adult

but scared of v different things; like social interaction and council tax

wait, did they actually get brad dourif to voice him?

HOLY SHIT THEY DID

that's really fun actually

the unknown

i remember when the trailer for this goober dropped

i like him

he's a goofy lil fella

wait wait i haven't seen this trailer for him!

it's v analog horror i love that

also the survivor introduced here; she dresses how i wanted to dress as a kid

the lich

bro looks like a mortal kombat character

ohhh it's a dnd tie-in

fair enough

not my thing but okay

dracula

oomph we love a sexy spooky boy

and we get trevor belmont as a new survivor! yes king!!

the houndmaster

ohh she's so cool and pretty

we love a girl and her doggos

her lil puppers

the ghoul (ken kaneki)

ngl i never watched tokyo ghoul?

i just know my brother had a crush on the cunty one with the purple hair

meh not my kind of thing but sure

the anamatronic (william afton)

i just can't take him seriously

he popped up on my youtube ads and he started this whole thing bc i was just laughing

MICHAEL HELP ME

fuckin feddy fastbear

MICHAEL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE

MICHAEL

sorry it's a no from me, chief

i'm laughing again

so here's the ranking

this was fun and i hope you enjoyed it if you got this far. i'd love to know who y'all main as killers and why you like them but i hope you at least got a kick out of this

[testosterone-log]

day 109

- happy pride bitches!!! No one asked for this but imma use this pot to put up EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY QUEER LABELS LETS FUCKING GO!

- Lets start with the obvious: TransMasculine (just in case the entire blog didnt clue you in) ive known I didnt like skirts and dresses since i was told to wear them, and for a while i thought i might be bigender (and that ones still kinda up for grabs? Idk) so i came out as that to my family and thats honestly another story lol. Ive been a binary transmasc for about two 1/2 years now and on T for almost 6 months!

- Biromantic. And by Bi, i mean that ive liked women all my life and ive never really cared for what genitals you had or how you present, but ive only ever been really attracted to one person who was masc-presenting (my current NB he/they partner). I went by Lesbian for the longest time and then hopped on Straight when i started my transmasc journey, then i met my partner and realized the thing ive been attracted to all this time was their emotional maturity. AKA im not into idiots unfortunately. I say Bi and not Pan bc i do have a limit on what i like. I dont just fall for anyone, im specifically attracted to emotionally mature people (also boobies)

- Pansexual. (NOT PANROMANTIC!) i use this label bc while i do have preferences for romance, sex is another story. Id basically fuck anybody who understands consent, and my sexual attraction has nothing to do with my romantic attraction. I dont care what genitals you got as long as they can give us a good time

- Demiromantic. Probably in relation to the emotional maturity thing, i dont experience love at first sight. I cant do blind dates or even normal dates, i have to be your friend first and know you as you are without labels before i want to kiss you. That being said, you might fall first, but im definitely gonna fall harder.

aaand thats all!!! Some honorary mentions tho (aka labels i thought i had that i dont currently use)

- lesbian. Cant be a lesbian if youre a man kissing another man!

- demisexual. I dont get attracted to porn or hentai or visuals in general tbh. Sure my own body is a turn off but thats a gender thing, and i cannot stop staring at my partner's perfect ass but thats because i just like to look at it the same way i like to look at his greenish-hazelish eyes or the scalp of his dyed hair. That being said i get HELLA turned on by certain audio stuff

- pansexual. I was ten and starting to like girls (and forcing myself to try to like guys) and i thought that meant i was into everyone. Alas, i was not

- bigender. Honestly this one is still kinda up for debate. I started using it as my first trans label bc i didnt think i experienced gender dysphoria (i did i just also have autism and didnt detect it) but i did experience masculine gender euphoria. I tried to use the label and the he/she pronouns, but pretty much everyone just ended up using she or they. I got so sick of it that i decided to fuck off with the feminine thing altogether. I never liked traditional feminine things anyway like pink or skirts or makeup or effort. Ive been killing the concept of being a woman at all just so people stopped using they/them on me. Maybe someday down the line, once i pass as a he/him, i'll miss being a girl and i'll grow my hair out and shave my legs. But for now i honestly cant handle anything but masculinity.

Anyway thats all! If yall ask for it i can make a timeline post for when i used which labels. I can also do neurodivergency/diagnoses or other label journeys if that sounds fun for yall. Anyway happy pride!

[narhinafan]

I don’t hate sarada but I don’t like her either. Like I don’t know why but she just gives me the vibes that she could be annoying at times. But like I just don’t get the hype of her when there is like other characters that deserves it more than she do.

But ik hate is a strong word so I say I’m starting to dislike her more as we get more chapters of her.

She just like idk kinda make me frustrated as she makes stupid decisions like in the recent chapters ago she was literally going to let everyone die until yodo pulled a while haku death speech to sarada saying how it’s okay for sarada to use her power only for boruto.

Like that isn’t OKAY!? Like hello?! how in the world is she trying to become hokage if she can’t even use her powers for others around the ones who cares about her and vise versa well to me, she don’t care at all!

Like girl if Naruto was your idol take notes, she may not know his past but she should at least know that he cares about the others around him! Like sasuke wasn’t his only motivation! But guess what?! Boruto is for sarada! Oh but not her friends and family?! Not even her damn FATHER?! WHOS STUCK IN A TREE! WHO SACRIFICED HIMSELF FOR HER BC SHE WANTED HIM TO HELP BORUTO!

That’s like saying Naruto only became hokage bc of sasuke?! Like NO! not saying it’s true!

But she got her MS bc of boruto! She gets saved bc of boruto! If Boruto would’ve interfere the mission she wouldn’t unleash her MS! she’s a damsel in distress! She’s in boy drama bc of boruto! it’s always boruto boruto BORUTO! my goodness like and I thought she was going to be badass! But no she isn’t! She just like sakura, so sasuke centric! She wears the same brand jacket where boruto get his?! I’m surprised they haven’t made boruto say anything abt her jacket I mean he did get the jacket from that brand? that would be more stupid but oh “boruto loves sarada and vise versa-BSA STANS “ anyways imma keep it short. What do you think?

At first I was more neutral even shipping her with Boruto, but once the anime and manga got started found myself hating her. Like your vibes aren't wrong she can be annoying almost all the time. A lot of her hype is simply Sakura fans using her and Boruto as a replacement after NaruSaku sank.

Yes the recent chapters focusing on her as been the worse in the manga so far cause they are nothing, but bad writing. The worse part is that Yoda's speech does not hit hard its not emotional at all same with her death cause of how badly everything around Sarada is done. Really they should have gone down the route of Sarada discovering or learning about the Uchiha clans history and make it that she was scared to use the MS due to that seeing it as cursed. Yodo shouldn't have been sacrificed either nor pull some BS speech about using the power for Boruto when Sarada was never that close to Boruto, plus no way for Yodo to know about the MS.

Yeah Sarada failed hard they could have built on her dream of being Hokage with the Uchiha clans past and her being told about Itachi. It would have had great symbolism to have an Uchiha who believed and inherited the will of fire become Hokage with their history. Now though even her looking up to Naruto got thrown the side and doesn't matter anymore. She hasn't matured and gained a greater reason for becoming Hokage, like Naruto being Hokage stopped being about being accepted and became about protecting those he cares about. Sarada doesn't have that development her dream is still only cause she looks up to Naruto, but has yet to truly have her own reason to make the dream come true.

She got MS cause of BS to keep her relevant and being saved by Boruto cost him an eye. Of all the ways he could have gotten his scared they chose the absolute worse that ruined the moment it wasn't some epic nor tragic event, but just cause Sarada was stupid and useless that she can't even use the Sharingan to protect herself and its completely her fault.

Sarada fans just get hyped about all the BS and poor writing cause they don't care about the story or Sarada's character they want her to get with Boruto just so they can count it as a win for Sakura and NaruSaku.

[fangirls-fanfiction]

Give it up for Chapter Sixteen! :D

I promise all this build up will be worth it

Or maybe not idk

Story below undercut:

Taking a rather long breath to prepare herself, the Devil slowly let it out, knocking on Dice's apartment door. Straightening out her dress and making sure her rather wild hair looked at least presentable, she waited for Dice to answer.

She was certainly looking forward to an evening with her Number One— And even if she'd invited herself over, Queen Dice did tell her she was welcomed back anytime.

They hadn't exactly spoken much since the whole 'release the demons' incident, when the demon had gotten the idea to give Dice her chance to redeem herself. Even though she said she'd destroy any of them who'd failed her, surely Dice knew she wasn't talking to her, right?

She'd always been one to let her temper get the best of her. Yes, she'd been working on it... Slowly but surely. And yes, she'd still find herself getting heated over little things and snapping at those she... Cared about. But Dice surely knew that she wouldn't destroy her...

Right...?

Receiving no answer, or even any indication that Dice was home, the Devil knocked again, tapping her foot impatiently. Not one sound behind the door, not even footsteps or the woman muffled talking as she'd often talk to herself or her reflection. Which was odd, even for Dice.

Frowning, she knocked again, placing her ear against the door. Still nothing.

"Dice? Are you there? You're not upset with me, are you...? About the whole... 'If you come back empty handed, I'll destroy you'...?" She paused, listening. "That... That wasn't directed at you... You know that... Don't you...?

She listened again, still not one sign of Dice.

"Dice...? You're... You're starting to worry me... You... You usually have an annoying, snide remark to make about me after I say something like that."

Still nothing.

"Dice. If you don't open the door, I will let myself in. You can't... You can't just freak me out like this and expect to get away with it."

With still not a sound, Lucifer, attempted to turn the door knob, the door locked. But a simple lock wouldn't stop her.

"Ok, Dice, this is your last warning! I'm coming in."

Striking her trident to the ground, she appeared in the apartment, Dice not being in the living room or kitchen. Looking around, the Devil looked down a hallway, seeing a single bedroom with the door wide open.

"Dice?"

Cautiously walking down the hallway, she poked her head in the bedroom, only finding that the rather spacious bedroom was empty.

"Dice?!"

Old Scratch looked everywhere through that spacious apartment, not finding one sight of her loyal employee. Judging by how everything looked, the place definitely wasn't raided or robbed as everything that was worth anything was still there— except Dicd of course. It was as if Queen Dice had just vanished without a trace.

"Dice...?" She tried a final time, still not getting an answer. "Where could she be?"

Pacing back and forth, she stopped upon stepping on something; a small, signed photograph of Queen Dice. No doubt a gift she'd given to herself to feed her ego.

Picking the now slightly crumbled picture off the floor, she stared at that smiling woman in the photograph. How she was worried for her dear... Friend. Number One. She had no friends.

Holding the picture nervously to her chest, she bit her lip in thought.

Maybe Queen Dice was down in the underworld looking for her?

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"Dice! Open this door!" The Devil knocked on the door of Queen Dice's old room down there in Hell.

She was only fooling herself at this point, it had been months since Dice had set foot in that room, she was sure her imps had already cleaned out the room. It was her last glimmer of hope of finding her Number One.

Who knows what might've happened to her? This demon's of hers— While useless— Could be Hellbent on doing what their Queen had demanded for the simple fact that Lucifer's threats were not to be taken lightly. They could've done something awful to Dice and she'd be none the wiser.

Only she knew Dice... She was clever and certainly knew how to get her way. If not with her charm and her silver tongue, but with her determined nature.

She wouldn’t have been outsmarted by those dimwitted demons, she was too smart for that—

That's what Old Scratch loves about her. That and her eyes. And her smile. And those little freckles on her face.

Coming back to reality, the demon shook her head. Now really wasn't the time to be doing that thing where she stares off into space and thinks about Dice.

Noticing that picture was still in her hand, she stared at it again, slumping to her office.

"Where could she be?" She asked aloud, as if someone was around to answer her question.

Opening her office door, she blinked in surprise upon seeing Henchwoman already in there, dusting.

"Oh, hey! Sorry, Boss, I know how ya feel 'bout privacy," Henchwoman chuckled. "But I couldn't find you this mornin. I kinda just assumed you were at Miss Dice's again."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well... D' Uhm... I— I didn't mean anything by it, Boss, I just kinda thought— "

"Yeah? Well... Well... Y— You thought wrong!" The Devil scolded her. "You know what assuming does? It... It can get you killed, that what it does!"

Henchwoman blinked, pausing her dusting.

"Is... Everythin ok, Boss?" The imp asked. "You seem rather... Tense."

"I am NOT tense!" The Devil stomped over to her office chair.

Henchwoman really did think that Lucifer was obsessed with Dice. A pathetic mortal. A really pretty, pathetic mortal. Groaning, she leaned her head on one hand, staring at the photograph she'd found in Queen Dice's apartment.

She wasn't obsessed with Dice. It wasn't like that she looked forward to seeing Dice. Or that she was worried sick about Dice. Or that she loved staring into those eyes, hearing that voice— Or that she even imagined going on dates like dinner or walking through the park...

"Dammit..." She whispered to herself, covering her flustered face.

"What'd ya say, Boss?"

"N— Nothing..." The Queen of Hell sighed. "Henchwoman, darling, I have some dry cleaning that needs picked up. Be a dear and go get it, will you?"

"Sure thing, Boss." Henchwoman finished up her dusting, walking back out of the office, clicking the door shut behind her.

Letting out a deep sigh, the Devil looked at the picture again, creasing her eyebrows.

It wasn't like Dice to just disappear with no trace. She wouldn't have went to work for someone else, did she? It would technically go against her contract so she wouldn't be physically capable of doing so— The Devil wasn't actually sure what would happen as every other mortal like Dice before her was burned to smitherines before it could even get to that point. But Hellfires knew that that wouldn't stop Dice. She was far too stubborn. It was very annoying... And a bit charming.

She wouldn't have ran away, did she? Perhaps in fear that this time the demon wasn't throwing around empty threats as she usually did with the woman. It might've been the last straw; Old Scratch was aware that she'd given Dice quite a scare when she saw just how angry she was.

The Devil hated seeing Dice scared, especially of her. But she could never let the woman think otherwise, she'd never hear the end of it from her. She was sure that Dice already knew she had her... Kind of wrapped around her finger, if she knew about that, she'd lose all respect for her Boss. And that terrified her.

But what if Dice had ran away? Who knows what could happen? Who knows what had already happened?

As the thought passed her mind, the Devil scrambled out of her chair, going straight to a cabinet there in her office. Quickly digging through it, she was relieved to find that Queen Dice's contract was indeed still in her possession. Though there was a pang of uncertainty as she closed the cabinet back up. With the contract still in the Devil's hands, it meant that she still wasn't technically free. That if she had ran away, she wouldn't be able to find any other work or Hell, even leave the Inkwell Isles as those little detains were mentioned in the fine print on her contract. If Dice were smart, she'd have stolen the contract and at tried to destroy it at least, or fool some imp into breaking it to free her— Which was impossible, it was also mentioned in the fine print that this was a transaction between The Devil and Queen Dice only and that she was the only one that could break it.

So why hadn't she come back? Why hasn't she at least stolen her contract? Why didn't she even stop by her apartment? How long was she planning on running away for? Was she really so scared that she'd run away? Violating her contract?

Maybe...

Lucifer glanced backk at her desk, eyeing the photograph on the desk.

Maybe she didn't want to be found...?